Beiber probably thinks he's just another pedo-fan.

Man, I want to know what that conversation was like. Mostly I want John to say tremendously shocking things to Justin and have Justin scarred for life.

Does Justin Bieber have any idea who he is?

It really sucks that this douchey kid (who obviously doesn't even know who Waters is) met this horribly interesting man, and I have not.

My dream come true.

How much you wanna bet he's wearing Commes de Garcons?

You can tell Bieber has no idea who he is standing next to and he should be slapped for it.

You need an EKE button for this one.

I thought Bubba was killed in Vietnam.