Kourtney Kardashian is not only the eldest of the Kardashian tringle (3 people), but she is also (with her added years) the wisest of them all. This wiseness is apparent most prominently on Twitter, where Kourtney gives us a glimpse into her thoughts.
The following is a collection of uncensored tweets by the queen of K. Enjoy and read at your own risk. Jizz!
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Camel toe is the blueprint to the inside of your soul. #fact
2.
I like bugs! I like bugs...what's that? That's an ant.
3.
Who else would lick a cane besides me?!
4.
what happened to butterfinger bars? r they extinct? no ones gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger!
5.
With my siblings. We r wondering if pineapple juice really helps your scent down below...thoughts?
6.
What is period poop? @BrittGastineau
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Kourt Fact: I got my period for the first time today since having Mason. This tweet was inspired by @KylieJennn and her facts. TMI I know!
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Why did Saturday feel like Sunday? Ill leave you with that thought. Night night!
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I am excellent at the Irish jig and squirting on command.RT@GuiltyPlezure: @KourtneyKardash do u have any talents
10.
How crazy a sliced brain!
11.
did u guys know u shouldn't eat strawberries while breast feeding?
12.
i haven't seen the vajine in months honayy...that's why i asked you to come over to apply the mayo mask, but u got married and ditched me!
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another art class! vajine this time! no balls!
14.
I want to watch a really sad movie and cry...just like I used to in high school.
15.
Can a new house be haunted?
16.
The wind you guys, is this necessary?!
17.
What should I eat?
18.
Tired. Have to pee but too tired to get out of bed. Predicament.
19.
Watching Fried Green Tomatoes. I wish I lived in the days of no internet, when people wrote letters...life was so different!
20.
Whooooo arrreeEee youuuuuu?
21.
Wow! Titanic gets me every time. What a tragedy. Life is short and unexpected so live it to the fullest.
Jizz!
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2 million followers! WOW! Thank you all of my followers. I love you madly. Jizz! (Sounds like cheers with a british accent.)