1. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. ALERT. YELLOW FLAG. DING DONG. WAKE THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
4. Ha ha ha!!!!! You’re laughing now with your big glass of red wine on the couch having a girls night. But you just wait…
6. In the past year, wine production has decreased 5% globally. This is the lowest level since the 1960s.
10. SOME PRECAUTIONS WE SHOULD TAKE:
11. No wine should be wasted.
None at all. You spill. You lick that shit up.