Come on people, I'm of course talking about BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!
Remember that time she tried to kill a dolphin?
WELL, in case you live in some territory of the world without internet access, the iconic Britney Jean (buy it on iTunes) recorded (with Giorgio Moroder) a truly incredible cover of Suzanne Vega's iconic "Tom's Diner."
And, because Godney is a good God, it magically appeared on YouTube last night sparking rumors and giving fans hope that "Tom's Diner" will actually become a single.
LISTEN HERE:
FURTHERMORE, Britney was spotted heading to New York hours later...
... AND the image used for the YouTube video is a postcard from the actual Tom's Diner in NYC.
DO YOU GET WHERE THIS IS GOING?!
So, please, Britney (and Giorgio), we're begging you. THIS IS A PLEA FOR HELP. MAKE "TOM'S DINER" A SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dances on a construction rig overlooking Las Vegas to "Gimme More"*