Buzz·Posted on Sep 10, 2015Here's What Happened When Americans Were Given 10 Minutes To Describe Everything BritishDicks, tea, and what the fuck are crumpets?by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We gave Americans 10 minutes to write down everything and anything they could think of about British people/the U.K. The results are...phallic. The following are 11 micro-portraits of the U.K., as told by Americans. Person 1: Person 2: Person 3: Person 4: Person 5: Person 6: Person 7: Person 8: Person 9: Person 10: Person 11: Person 12: