In case you didn't know, JoJo is really good at Twitter. One might even say she is "highly relatable." The following is a collection of her best tweets. Also buy her tringle (3 songs) on iTunes. It's REALLY good!
1.
Halloween smells like throw up.
True.
2.
My ex is married and having a baby. I'm over here married to MUSIC and pregnant with this ALBUM.
Same.
3.
I don't hold grudges. I take notes.
Noted.
4.
There is too much room for misunderstanding via text.
Texting IS problematic.
5.
One of my favorite nighttime games to play by myself: how long can I stay awake on Tylenol PM...
Fun?
6.
Little dogs always think they're the most ferocious. It's cute.
Cute but annoying tbh.
7.
I'm gonna eat everyone's food.
Accurate.
8.
Drove past 3 @McDonalds last night... I couldn't not drive THRU the 4th one. Got 3 hot cakes damnitt. Breakfast all day. I'm WEAK. FML.
I'm trying to lose 2 pounds.
9.
Who's Netflix account are YOU using?
I honestly don't know anymore.
10.
Smile. Someone really needs to see that.
: D
11.
Love at first swipe: dating in 2015
No lies detected.
12.
Today I am annoyed: that there is still no birth control pill or injection on the market for men. When there IS- think they'll use it?
#banmen.
13.
Avocado on everything.
Here for this.
14.
Dried fruit: what a deceitful bitch! Masquerading as a fruit while packing as much sugar as a candy bar? PUH!!! F U !!!!
THIS.
15.
I have no chill.
Literally me.
16.
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one.
Correct.
17.
What's worse than having a spider in your room? Losing the spider in your room.
Scary but true.
18.
"Am I Being An Asshole?": An Autobiography
Relatable.
19.
If you think getting married is the answer to your relationship problems or identity issues... I think you need to grow up.
SAY IT LOUDER.
20.
On a scale from 1 to Wiz Khalifa: how high are you?
21.
Sometimes the very best thing to do is STFU.
Accurate.
22.
I would love a breakfast sandwich wrapped in a pancake
And now I'm hungry.