25 Friend Requests You Should Never Accept

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25 Friend Requests You Should Never Accept

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1. Anyone from the Moneygang family:

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2. Anyone named Jiggley:

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3. Someone with the last name Bigjohnson:

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4. The saddest party girl:

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5. A student of the Justin Bieber High School:

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6. A guy that works between your legs:

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7. Someone who is really proud of their flip phone:

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8. Someone with the first name Meachnem:

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9. Some dude who is REALLY into long hair:

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10. Anyone named Lemon Jello:

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11. A pageant mom:

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12. Someone that wants to be your permanent friend:

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13. Satan, the Dark Lord:

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14. Either of these next two guys:

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16. Someone with the first name Princessfuego:

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17. Someone that adds you 4 times:

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18. A Nickelback fan:

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19. A vampire:

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20. Kittyeaters in general:

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21. Raggu Pickerson:

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22. This guy:

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23. Your personal Lord and McSavior:

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24. Someone giving a shout out in their own name:

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25. A table:

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Hey what’s wrong with the table? I, too, think it is cool to be friends with a table. Lol.
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if it’s no transatlantic sex joke i don’t get, i might find lemon-jello-guy kinda cool.
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anyone else find this article extraordinarily invasive? I’m not saying you don’t have the right to directly give us the information to find a person on fb who we can make fun of, but you know, its still a dick thing to do
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Safe to say, we all now want The Table to friend us.
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Why does the poster have #6 friends in common with ‘Max Masturbite’?
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giggitygreg a year ago

I’m only on facebook a few times a month but I am going to hunt down Lord and McSavior and friend that mother fucker
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#13 is technically Tim Curry in makeup. Seems harmless.
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You must have shitty friends if you are getting requests from people like this.
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LONG HAIR FOREVER in men?
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hahah #18
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That table is awesome! I’d be friends!
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Sami M. a year ago

I don’t know Raggu Pickerson seems kind of cool.
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Kex a year ago

So, is bricksquadhotboii a work title? Cause that shit is pretty impressive.
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kati24 a year ago

this is not just a phenomena on fb, I have blocked 114 on google+. if you don’t personally know them, don’t accept them.
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MrVicious a year ago

I’d friend Jacob.
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poopyseed a year ago

I once got a friend request from a person with the middle name”StupidSwaqq” Stupid swag indeed, sir.
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Some of these people need background checks before they join anymore social networking sites…
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Raggu seems like a pretty bitchin’ guy.
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hueyrocks a year ago

This person is the worst. Avoid them at all costs!

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1. Anyone from the Moneygang family:

2. Anyone named Jiggley:

3. Someone with the last name Bigjohnson:

4. The saddest party girl:

5. A student of the Justin Bieber High School:

6. A guy that works between your legs:

7. Someone who is really proud of their flip phone:

8. Someone with the first name Meachnem:

9. Some dude who is REALLY into long hair:

10. Anyone named Lemon Jello:

11. A pageant mom:

12. Someone that wants to be your permanent friend:

13. Satan, the Dark Lord:

14. Either of these next two guys:

16. Someone with the first name Princessfuego:

17. Someone that adds you 4 times:

18. A Nickelback fan:

19. A vampire:

20. Kittyeaters in general:

21. Raggu Pickerson:

22. This guy:

23. Your personal Lord and McSavior:

24. Someone giving a shout out in their own name:

25. A table:

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