In case you didn't know, there was a shameful travesty at this year's Golden Globe Awards.
Tatiana Maslany did not win the award she rightly deserved.
In her own words:
Also this:
And if you don't know who Tatiana Maslany is, then I am jealous of you because you have 10 episodes of Orphan Black to watch.
And I can almoooost guarantee that by the end of it, you too will be infatuated with Tatiana Maslany.
Anyway, Orphan Black is about clones. I KNOW, that sounds weird, and I'm not even into sci-fi, but IT'S GREAT.
In the show, Tatiana plays not one, not two, not even five. She plays seven (dynamic) characters!!!
There's the lovable science student who happens to be a lesbian, Cosima.
The British punk, who is also basically the main character.
The German.
The insane (but also flawless) housewife.
The cop.
And the psychoticly amazing Ukranian, Helena.
And then things get straight-up meta when Tatiana plays versions of versions of herself.
In case you weren't counting, that's 10 characters!!!
That's a shitload of Tatianas!!
It's quite overwhelming.
But back to the Golden Globes. When Tatiana lost for Best Actress in a Television Drama Series, it was devastating and wrong because she deserves, like, seven Golden Globes.
This is an actual dog who is actually crying because Tatiana lost.
So, in conclusion, there's only one way to handle this...
*Drinks wine*
*Plays "Bitch"*
*Gets out my hot glue gun*
*Makes a trophy*
Now please go fetch me something gay.
