Everything You Need To Know About "Heterosexual Awareness Month"
If you didn’t already know, it’s Heterosexual Awareness Month! It may or may not be real. Judge for yourself. Anyway, let’s see what you’ve missed so far.
1. First off, Heterosexual Awareness Month is apparently a thing.
2. It got off to a rough start.
3. Damn you, Anderson Cooper!
4. But that didn’t stop them!
5. Yay heteros!
7. July 6 was “Straight Pride Day”
8. Woo hoo!!
10. On July 6 we learned that “Closet Heterosexuals” are a thing.
11. And on July 7 we learned how to come out of the closet as a hetero teen.
12. They were trying to come up with a flag a few days later.
13. And even even made a certificate to proclaim your heterosexuality.
14. Friday The 13th was another occasion to celebrate being straight.
15. International Day Against Heterophobia was announced on that same day.
16. A call for volunteers was announced a few days later.
17. And pancakes!
18. Okay I think you get the point, so in conclusion, here are a bunch of hilarious image macros.
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emiclaireb 9 months agoTheir Latin is wrong. It should be “deus creavit hominem et mulierem.” But they probably wanted the word “homo” in there. Anyway, whether this is satirical or not, I don’t see this “movement” doing any good.
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davidr69 9 months agoIt’s satire, boys and girls. If you allow it to offend you and take it seriously, then you’ve been had on the joke. But for all the real bigots out there, just to give you a little clue-in………… there is no straight vs gay dichotomy in America. Stop being so threatened by the gay community and our straight allies. Stop going out of your way to fight a group of people who aren’t fighting you. Just live and let live and be respectful. It’s not that much to ask.
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austinedwards 9 months agoCan you guys seriously not figure out that this is completely satirical? Jesus christ.
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ManadaBitt 9 months agoReally alarmed and concerned that only one commenter on here figured out that this is satirical/ a joke. I’m guessing everybody else is the same kind of people that read the Onion and think it’s real.
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SkelIy 9 months agoI’m not sure hetero’s need an entire month seeing as everyday is awareness day for heterosexuals. All I’m saying is that I definitely see more straight people lovin’ it up in public compared to homosexual couples. And by that I mean I never see gay couples in public but hey, why not. We all need to celebrate ourselves sometime.
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silverhellion 9 months agoI don’t think I’ve ever seen a movement of awareness anymore unnecessary.
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