Take a seat, Thirst Monsters. I'm about to unlock a door to a world of possibilities. And by world of possibilities, I mean dick. Lots of dick.
You see, there's this really great trend called "#EggPlantFriday."
GIRL!!! I clicked on #eggplantfriday scrolling down my TL 💀💀💀💀
It will change you.
Yall should search up #eggplantfriday on Instagram !!!!!
It will give you purpose in life.
It will have you running to church in search of holy water.
DONT YOU DARE TO SEARCH #eggplantfriday ON INSTAGRAM CAUSE I NEED HOLY WATER TO BE POURED ALL OF ME RN OMFG
Look what it did to Michael Jackson and he's been dead for 84 years.
#EggPlantFriday is this really cool thing that puts a focus on one of the best things ever, "guys in sweatpants."
I'm just on Instagram looking at #EggPlantFriday pics like
Sweatpants rule. Basketball shorts rule too.
Anyway, I'm babbling too much.
VIVA LA PEEN!
Bless him “@ManUponMan: #eggplantfriday 🍆 ”
Men in grey sweat pants 🙌 #eggplantfriday
Now let's all hold hands in prayer hoping Instagram gets a grip and stops being totally uncool by deleted these sweet, sweet 'grams.
Otherwise, see you on Friday!
Me next #eggplantfriday