How is this even vaguely news? Who cares what they call it?

Scientist on Fox News?? haha yea right

yes not going to lie that is pretty stupid, but easter eggs have nothing to do with Jesus, some churches in the south ban easter egg hunts because of that reason right there, they think it’s pagan and evil! then again its just one school so why care really!

I like how the guy is like “An egg is not a sphere.” Of course, if they were serious about the holiday, they won’t pervert it with such trivial matters

this is still only the second dumbest holiday-renaming story I’ve ever heard…schools in Toronto call Halloween “black and orange day” for some fucked up reason

Anyone who believes this story is true is a fool.

This! This is a War on Easter! Get me General O’Reilly and Admiral Beck pronto!

Equinox ellipsoids!

easter eggs are intended for easter. if you have a problem with easter, then dont bother with easter eggs. period.

The Easter bunny died for your sins.

I’m outraged! Eggs are not spheres!

When you’re lost in the rain in Juarez…

Ostara ovoids would have been more accurate.

Since when are we supposed to care about newsreaders’ opinions? Put away your little “personalities” and go back to reading the teleprompter.

It’s not even a sphere!

both sides of this story are ridiculous.  1. schools need to skip anything religiously affiliated that’s not educational in some way (e.g. a study of world religions). egg hunts are fun, but they aren’t a vital part of an elementary school curriculum.  2. this is one school out of thousands across the country. it’s not like obama issued a law banning the term “easter egg”. calm your tits.

ok….this is just silly on all fronts.

You’d think Fox would be happy, considering that Easter eggs and bunnies have a connection with pagan rituals, not Christ.