Creation Fest Vs. The Gathering Of The Juggalos

In August 2011 I went to the Gathering Of The Juggalos. This past weekend I went to the nation’s largest Christian music festival, Creation Fest. They are complete, total opposites. Jesus freaks vs. Juggalos.

1. Attendance at Creation:

ID: 404307

2. Attendance at The Gathering:

ID: 404308

3. Rules about drugs and alcohol at Creation:

ID: 403676

4. Rules about drugs and alcohol at The Gathering:


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5. Bumper stickers at Creation:

ID: 403638

6. Bumper stickers at The Gathering:

ID: 404218

7. Tent at Creation:

ID: 403616

8. Tent at The Gathering:

Basically a 24/7 strip club.

ID: 403626

9. Pulling up your pants at Creation:

ID: 403617

10. Pulling up your pants at The Gathering:


ID: 403735

11. Independent music at Creation:

ID: 403656

12. Independent music at The Gathering:

Our neighbors at The Gathering gave us their CD. This was the artwork.

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13. Festival transportation at Creation:

Multiple buses brought people around the grounds.

ID: 403642

14. Festival transportation at The Gathering:

It’s the Juggalo bus!

ID: 403719

15. Babies at Creation:

So many of them.

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16. Babies at The Gathering:

ID: 403723

17. For sale at Creation:

ID: 403658

18. For sale at The Gathering:

ID: 403704

19. Tattoo at Creation:

ID: 403659

20. Tattoo at The Gathering:

ID: 403699

21. Abortion at Creation:

ID: 403680

22. Abortion at The Gathering:

ID: 403730

23. Welcome sign at a campsite at Creation:

ID: 403662

24. Welcome sign at a campsite at The Gathering:

ID: 403700

25. What happens at a pond at Creation:


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26. What happens at a pond at The Gathering:

It’s called Lake Hepatitis. People swim in it.

ID: 403696

27. License plate at Creation:

The sticker says, “poop on satan”.

ID: 403647

28. License plate at The Gathering:

ID: 403710

29. Showers at Creation:

ID: 403645

30. Showers at The Gathering:

It’s a trailer.

ID: 403714

31. Modesty at Creation:

ID: 403678

32. Modesty at The Gathering:

A spank on the ass was tame compared to some of the things people would do for money.

ID: 403711

33. Drugs for sale at Creation:

ID: 403620

34. Drugs for sale at The Gathering:

ID: 404162

35. Me in front of the port-a-potties at Creation:

No graffiti.

ID: 403637

36. Me in front of the port-a-potties at The Gathering:

So much graffiti.

ID: 403708

37. Costumes at Creation:

A taco, banana, and hot dog.

ID: 403679

38. Costume at The Gathering:

ID: 403709

39. Enjoying a concert at Creation:

ID: 403653

40. Enjoying a concert at The Gathering:

ID: 403713

41. Flyer handed out at Creation:

ID: 403670

42. Flyer handed out at The Gathering:

ID: 403717

43. Hero of Creation:

Jesus obv.

ID: 403718

44. Hero of The Gathering:

ID: 403724

45. Car art at Creation:

ID: 403633

46. Car art at The Gathering:

ID: 403726

47. Breakfast at Creation:

A veggie omelete with potatoes.

ID: 403649

48. Breakfast at The Gathering:

It’s called THE BIG BOSS HOGG.

ID: 403732

49. DVD at Creation:

ID: 403682

50. DVD at The Gathering:

ID: 403737

51. Overheard at Creation: “I can count on you for anything. God gave me such an amazing friend.”

ID: 403686

52. Overheard at The Gathering: “Whoop Whoop is the medicine. That shit cures breast cancer, man.”

ID: 403739

53. A couple at Creation:

ID: 403677

54. A couple at The Gathering:

ID: 403722

55. Graffiti at Creation:

ID: 403685

56. Graffiti at The Gathering:

ID: 404224

57. Air conditioner in a car window at Creation:

ID: 403667

58. Air conditioner in a car window at The Gathering:

This will never cease to amaze me.

ID: 403698

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