Creation Fest Vs. The Gathering Of The Juggalos

In August 2011 I went to the Gathering Of The Juggalos. This past weekend I went to the nation's largest Christian music festival, Creation Fest. They are complete, total opposites. Jesus freaks vs. Juggalos.

Attendance at Creation:

Attendance at The Gathering:

Rules about drugs and alcohol at Creation:

Rules about drugs and alcohol at The Gathering:

NONE.

Bumper stickers at Creation:

Bumper stickers at The Gathering:

Tent at Creation:

Tent at The Gathering:

Basically a 24/7 strip club.

Pulling up your pants at Creation:

Pulling up your pants at The Gathering:

Nope.

Independent music at Creation:

Independent music at The Gathering:

Our neighbors at The Gathering gave us their CD. This was the artwork.

Festival transportation at Creation:

Multiple buses brought people around the grounds.

Festival transportation at The Gathering:

It's the Juggalo bus!

Babies at Creation:

So many of them.

Babies at The Gathering:

For sale at Creation:

For sale at The Gathering:

Tattoo at Creation:

Tattoo at The Gathering:

Abortion at Creation:

Abortion at The Gathering:

Welcome sign at a campsite at Creation:

Welcome sign at a campsite at The Gathering:

What happens at a pond at Creation:

Baptisms.

What happens at a pond at The Gathering:

It's called Lake Hepatitis. People swim in it.

License plate at Creation:

The sticker says, "poop on satan".

License plate at The Gathering:

Showers at Creation:

Showers at The Gathering:

It's a trailer.

Modesty at Creation:

Modesty at The Gathering:

A spank on the ass was tame compared to some of the things people would do for money.

Drugs for sale at Creation:

Drugs for sale at The Gathering:

Me in front of the port-a-potties at Creation:

No graffiti.

Me in front of the port-a-potties at The Gathering:

So much graffiti.

Costumes at Creation:

A taco, banana, and hot dog.

Costume at The Gathering:

Enjoying a concert at Creation:

Enjoying a concert at The Gathering:

Flyer handed out at Creation:

Flyer handed out at The Gathering:

Hero of Creation:

Jesus obv.

Hero of The Gathering:

Car art at Creation:

Car art at The Gathering:

Breakfast at Creation:

A veggie omelete with potatoes.

Breakfast at The Gathering:

It's called THE BIG BOSS HOGG.

DVD at Creation:

DVD at The Gathering:

Overheard at Creation: "I can count on you for anything. God gave me such an amazing friend."

Overheard at The Gathering: “Whoop Whoop is the medicine. That shit cures breast cancer, man.”

A couple at Creation:

A couple at The Gathering:

Graffiti at Creation:

Graffiti at The Gathering:

Air conditioner in a car window at Creation:

Air conditioner in a car window at The Gathering:

This will never cease to amaze me.