genius.

All the fails and wtfs, you don't get it. It's very obvious she's making fun of the plethora of facebook models. We should be friends.

to be Cortney she needs more alliteration: buxomly borrowing a brawny bulldozer while lusty leopard spots light up my legs! Praise Jesus!

I fucking love this woman!

Somebody do some research! This has to be done on purpose. It's just too damn funny not to be.

I call bullshit. This is too retarded not to be a work of comedic genius.

That's how I listen to Selena Gomez too.

Carlene-ing is the new black.

Nice legs.

please make sure RuPaul finds out about this. this woman needs to be on television.

That is the most awesome spoof of modeling since the American Apparel plus-size model search

Um can we please make this a thing? I hereby decree 'Carlening' as a thing. It's like a humblebrag but where you totally negate what you were actually doing. “Oh I didn't model for Chanel, I just got lost and ended up on the runway while wearing Chanel and turned around when I got to the end”. “I didn't star in the Ides of March alongside George Clooney, I just knew all the lines and they kept putting the camera on me when I said them”. Or even “I'm not running for nomination as the Republican candidate for President, I was just holidaying in South Carolina and ended up on the ballot and some other guy with my name must be running too because his name is on these posters saying Vote For Me and it's got my face on it, but nah I'm not running or anything.”. I give you 'CARLENING'!!!

“I'm not an attention whore, I—oh wait, I guess I am.”

Flawless. She SHOULD be a model.

I'm not a model either. Thank goodness there are others who finally understand my #cameraissues

poor gramps.

What a gem!

I think I'm in love.

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