Um can we please make this a thing? I hereby decree 'Carlening' as a thing. It's like a humblebrag but where you totally negate what you were actually doing. “Oh I didn't model for Chanel, I just got lost and ended up on the runway while wearing Chanel and turned around when I got to the end”. “I didn't star in the Ides of March alongside George Clooney, I just knew all the lines and they kept putting the camera on me when I said them”. Or even “I'm not running for nomination as the Republican candidate for President, I was just holidaying in South Carolina and ended up on the ballot and some other guy with my name must be running too because his name is on these posters saying Vote For Me and it's got my face on it, but nah I'm not running or anything.”. I give you 'CARLENING'!!!