2. All you cared about was Dale.
5. Thanks for killing Dale, Andrea!
7. And she was officially:
10. And started hooking up with the Governor.
17. Then she had a moment of clarity.
20. She tried to go back. That didn’t work.
21. So she’s in the death chair and pliers are on the ground AND SHE KEEPS PAUSING.
22. For some reason her toes are perfectly pedicured.
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