HYPOTHESIS: God is everywhere and in all of us. So is Nic Cage. Therefore Nic Cage must also be God.
See evidence below.
1. He’s hanging from the ceiling while two of his followers worship him from their homemade alter:
3. At McDonald’s with this guy’s cousin:
4. Driving in reverse down Venice Blvd:
7. And he shops at Target, which I feel like Jesus would also do:
10. On the bus:
14. Like God, he’s plastered all over the back of the people’s cars:
19. Like any religious deity, he’s on the screens of multiple tablets at Best Buy:
30. Nic Cage is also a random businessman in the corner of this photo:
He is everywhere.
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