All of the following were actual tweets from Amanda Bynes' now defunct Twitter account, @Chicky.
Amanda's thoughts on hair capes:
Amanda's thoughts on Judaism:
Amanda's thoughts on Jeans:
Amanda's thoughts on Snapple:
Amanda's thoughts on foxy couples:
Amanda's thoughts on creepers:
Amanda's thoughts on black men:
Amanda's hobbies:
Amanda's definition of book:
Amanda's vocabulary:
Amanda's philosophy:
Amanda's thoughts on marriage:
And finally, retirement: