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1. “I don’t really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it’s incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, ooh, you’re really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public.”
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2. “Every woman can make time (to workout) - every woman - and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I’ve worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work.”
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3. “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a -Soup.”
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4. “We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature—-all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.”
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5. “I’m really fucking good at my job, and people who are interesting and good know that, and that’s all that matters.”
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6. “I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans.”
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7. “I am obsessed with chopped salad.”
7 Reasons Why People Hate Gwyneth Paltrow
Alternate title: 7 incredibly pretentious Gwyneth Paltrow quotes.
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mikej22 6 months agoThing is, if she were putting herself out there as some sort of blunt, opinionated, devil-may-care juggernaut — it’d be kinda cool. If she were, say, a Janean Garafalo or a Chelsea Handler or something. But her pretention contrasts clumsily with her asshole-ish statements. She’s too wannabe classy to be funny, and too generalizing and insensitive to be that elevated human she’s trying to be.
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paulj7 2 years agoBecause of a few dumb twats, an entire country’s population gets marginalized. Now more British think all American’s are ignorant-loud-unhealthy-materialistic douches, and more American’s think the British are pretentious-snooty-elitist snobs. Neither are true. Just because no intelligent American wants to be friends with you doesn’t mean there aren’t any intelligent Americans, Gwyneth. Maybe you just suck!
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morganb6 2 years agoIn re:
1. Don’t try to co-opt a British slang term for inebriation if you are trying to be classy. 2. I have kids, unless you have a paid for nanny, letting them crawl around while you are working out is irresponsible. If you have a nanny, you can’t tell working class moms they have no excuse for not exercising. 3. So if you were in a plane wreck in the Andes and had cup -a - soup or yourself as sustenance for your kids, you would sacrifice yourself and condone cannibalism? 4. I’ve also been to parties in America where we all talk about politics, religion, science, art, etc. I have also been to parties in Europe where some inebriated girl vomited on my shoes. Don’t make broad generalizations unless you want to be labeled racist, ageist, sexist, etc. 5. I’m really fucking good at my job too, however, as one boss once told me, “perception is reality”. If people perceive you to be haughty, don’t make these kinds of statements…. 6. Again, making broad generalizations is just a bad idea all around. 7. Obsession is a sign of mental illness…. -
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christinadeegloveri 2 years agoI love her. She’s so cute. If that makes people hate her…I say she’s right. They’re losers! :D lol
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