• 1. He walks like a human.

  • 2. He plays the drums.

  • 3. He drinks milk.

  • 4. He understands you.

  • 5. He can use a magnifying glass.

  • 6. He cries real tears.

  • 7. He scuba dives.

  • 8. He’s friendly with snakes.

  • 9. He’s honest.

  • 10. He’ll save your life.

  • 11. He can ride a bike.

  • 12. He can use a clipboard.

  • 13. He looks good in white.

  • 14. He’s smarter than you.

  • 15. He plays the ukulele.

  • 16. He rides a motorcycle.

  • 17. He can use chopsticks.

  • 18. He bakes.

  • 19. He wears a backpack.

  • 20. He uses a cassette player.

  • 21. He eats popcorn.

  • 22. He has human teeth.

  • 23. He wears shoes.

  • 24. He plays the violin.

  • 25. He waters plants.

  • 26. He looks great in a bow tie.

  • 27. He can use an umbrella.

  • 28. He’s into ventriloquism.

  • 29. He plays cards and eats pizza.

  • 30. He once had a mohawk.