Buzz·Posted on May 16, 201430 Questions For Straight GuysStraight guys are so weird.by Matt StoperaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Presented without commentary: 1. @yourhardtruth why do straight guys wear jeans with flip flops? 01:16 AM - 09 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kailee Ayyar @kaileeayyar Why do straight guys always have "buddies""buds" or"boys" and not just "friends?" Was the noun friend stricken from the Dictionary of Bros? 09:04 AM - 09 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. stuart allen @stuartotomato why do straight guys always get naked with each other when they get drunk I don't understand but I appreciate it thank you 10:13 PM - 04 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. marissa @awmarissa why do straight guys love Mountain Dew so much 09:43 PM - 13 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas @canunickiminot Why do straight guys like grand theft auto so much? Isn't it a copy of sims 09:42 AM - 22 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ryan @twurq Why do straight guys always put their hands up their shirts when they're talking to you/people 10:08 PM - 30 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. hurricxne @hurricxne WHY DO STR8 GUYS DRAW DICKS ON EVERYTHING 03:12 AM - 08 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mikey Torres @TheMikeyTorres ok but why do straight guys have tumblrs? 03:28 AM - 28 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 50 Shades Of Gay @carlostfu Why do straight guys take such awkward selfies 05:49 AM - 28 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Brian E. Tuft @BrianisTuft Why do straight guys wear shorts with socks that go up to their mid-calves? I mean it makes sense if you're going hiking. But it looks dumb. 06:28 PM - 25 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ✨ Darth Shada ✨ @DarthShada Why do straight guys always point at each other when they take pics together? 07:19 PM - 02 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. little fox @BonerBananza Why do straight guys get so defensive and weirded out whenever they're asked who they find handsome 05:52 PM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ToooTallTony @ToooTallTony Why do straight guys wear board shorts to the gym? Especially when it isn't even summer?? 05:11 PM - 14 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Thomas @SuperGaytor Why do straight guys massage other straight guys shoulders to say hi? Is that comforting? Is it friendly?! I'm so confused!!! 02:51 PM - 02 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. DanielSayWhatt @Danielsaywhatt Why do straight guys wear underwear under their swim trunks? 12:31 AM - 15 Aug 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. tiffany @bequietiffany why do straight guys have to clarify their sexuality before they compliment another dude 01:38 AM - 13 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. kenny @kennyboyboy why do straight guys think that popping their collar when wearing polo tee is cool? 10:46 AM - 25 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. andrew del rey @NUNdoe Why do straight guys always talk about how much alcohol they consume? 04:05 AM - 04 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Gina @ginakaton why do straight guys hate high waisted anything on girls? used to be the jam back in the day ya know.. 10:51 PM - 18 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Pokemon Master @Joqzan why do straight guys have butts they don’t even use them properly? 05:08 AM - 01 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Rain Keenan @Danielle_Cella Why are straight guys obsessed with ugly sneakers 02:33 PM - 13 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Izzy-Iz @Domini_kidd Why Do Str8 Guys Like To Hit Each Others Balls. I Wouldn't Want My Balls In Pain 05:26 AM - 11 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. nah @niaIIsjustin why don't straight guys ever have white iphones 11:29 PM - 30 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ☼ steph ☼ @pendragontears why do straight guys say "no homo" like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo 07:40 AM - 17 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Dion Rose @oohdion Why do straight guys post pictures of them holding fish? I just don't get it. 12:21 AM - 02 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Jasen @JasenATX Why do straight guys insist on wearing socks with sandals or flip flops?! 05:11 PM - 16 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. matty @fIowerpots why do straight guys make this face in photos 04:53 AM - 26 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Duncan Roy @duncaninla Why do straight guys, on the whole , even when they are in shape... Wear such badly cut pants? 02:40 AM - 10 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Jason @axisofdick why are straight guys obsessed with their farts 02:43 AM - 15 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. boogers @sexywooper why do straight boys slap each others asses and then make fun of other guys for being gay 02:03 PM - 16 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite