10 Reasons Why Maury Povich Thinks You Should Break Up

Listen to Maury! He's been doing this for more than 20 years. [All screen caps via my new favorite Tumblr: Holy Maury Mother Of God.]

• 1. You find someone else's tooth in your house

  

• 2. You suspect your daughter is dating a male prostitute

  

• 3. Your husband bites you over a sandwich

  

• 4. You find stains in your boyfriend's boxers

  

• 5. Your significant other is getting hickeys from the dog?

  

• 6. Your boyfriend exposes himself to a sexy decoy

  

• 7. You are dating an older woman

  

• 8. You are at war on the internet

  

• 9. You are sleeping with your fiance's mother

  

• 10. This happened to you