You dig Aussies! And lets face it, who doesn’t? They all seem to be outdoorsy and athletic, and who can resist that accent? Bright may have taken the silver medal in the women’s halfpipe back to the Land Down Under, but she also took your heart.
You don’t worry too much about the medal stand, but you still stand out because you’re flawless. Norway’s Silje Norendal may have only finished 11th in the ladies’ slopestyle, but you didn’t notice because you got lost in her blue eyes the moment you saw her.
You dig someone who is established and confident in their abilities. You love the Russian legend and his fantastic hair. When Plushenko nailed his routine in the team competition you got fired up, and when he retired due to injury during the men’s competition, a single tear fell down your cheek. Also you like how he kind of looks like Ryan from The O.C..
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The stray puppies.
The minute you heard about the problem regarding the stray dogs and puppies in Sochi you almost booked a flight to Russia and adopted them all yourself. When you saw this picture of U.S. freeskier Gus Kenworthy you swooned — for the puppies, not the Olympian.
You love having fun and Beyonce — in that order. Hansen’s pre-race routine of jamming out to Beyonce spoke to your heart because that’s how you typically start your day. Also her dance moves were downright adorable.
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You like people who are polarizing, because who can trust someone everyone likes? Also you can’t get over the fact that she kind of looks like Rashida Jones.
You fucking love Daft Punk’s Get Lucky. You can’t get enough of it. It’s your driving music, wake up music, work day tune on repeat and bedtime lullaby. The only person in the world who likes that song as much as you is this guy. You’re meant for each other like Pharrell and crazy hats.
Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir.
You can’t get enough of Tara and Johnny because they’re absolutely fabulous. Johnny Weir’s outfits and hairstyles have been more exciting than most of the Winter Olympics and the pair’s commentary has been tremendous throughout the Sochi Olympic Games. You have your fingers crossed that NBC will give them a TV show after the Olympics are over.
You kind of have a thing for American heroes. You’ve probably memorized all of the dialogue in Miracle and have a dartboard with Ivan Drago’s face on it. After Oshie singlehandedly defeated Russia you started a U-S-A chant in the streets.
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The Russian Women’s Curling Team.
You like the chase. Anyone that is too easily impressed isn’t worth your time. You’re driven and incredibly focused. The Russian women curlers’ icy-cold exterior intrigues you. What’s under that chilling glare?
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You like really good-looking, well-groomed, and successful European hockey players with impeccable taste. You also have a pulse.
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You are down for just about anything and have a real zest for life. People just seem to gravitate towards you because of your gold-medal-winning personality. You spend a little too much time on Tinder, but who cares? Jamie is your girl with her classic American cute looks and her laid-back personality.
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You’ve never seen a snack you didn’t like because snacks are awesome. You think Olympic medals should be made of bacon and you have an incredibly laid-back approach to life. If you had one wish it would be for it to snow on the mountain and be summer when you get off it. Sage is that guy who’ll love every moment with you. He takes chill to even colder climates.