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Center field: Willie Mays Hayes
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Shortstop: Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez
3.
Right Field: Roy Hobbs
4.
Left Field: Pedro Cerrano
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First Base: Lou Collins
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Second Base: Marla Hooch
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Third Base: Ray Mitchell
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No. 1 Starting Pitcher: Steve Nebraska
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No. 2 Starting Pitcher: Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh
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No. 3 Starting Pitcher: Henry Rowengartner
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No. 4 Starting Pitcher: Billy Chapel
13.
No. 5 Starting Pitcher: Mel Clark
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Bench: Rex "T-Rex" Pennebaker
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Bullpen: Amanda Whurlitzer
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Long Relief: Jim Bowers
24.
Set-Up Man: Sam "Mayday" Malone
25.
Closer: Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn
Pitching Coach: Phil Brickma
Hitting Coach: George Knox
First-Base Coach: Larry Hockett
Third-Base Coach: Billy Heywood
Serving 50-Game Suspension: Kenny Powers