1. Don't piss yourself.
2. Don't riot.
3. Don't try to shove your middle finger up a player's nose.
4. Don't do ANYTHING this guy is doing.
5. Don't streak.
6. Don't fall asleep.
7. Don't play video games.
8. Don't wear these boots.
9. Don't take your shirt off.
10. Don't wear Teletubby costumes.
11. Don't bring weapons.
12. Don't order 30 beers at once.
13. Don't get a personalized jersey of Captain America.
14. Don't be a dick.
15. Don't drive this car to the game.
16. Don't dress like a Heat fan.
17. Never pass out while covered in vomit.
18. Always bring your glove to the game.
