Sports·Posted on Jan 9, 201422 Reasons You Should Never Step Into An MMA RingBad things happen there.by Matt KiebusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Because this should only happen in "Mortal Kombat." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Because look how strong the guy that LOST is. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Because this was once a nose. 4. Because your life might end before the fight does. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Because this is an uppercut FROM A FOOT. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. BECAUSE NOSES DON'T FUCKING LOOK LIKE THIS!! 7. Because this is how they celebrate maiming you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Because Chuck Liddell is not actually giving you free Miller Lite. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Because haha um, no. 10. Because honestly, getting kicked in the face really sucks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Because they don't stop fucking punching you! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Because blood is meant to stay inside your body. 13. Because you don't understand, they kick you in the face ALL THE TIME. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Because you're an adult and you make your own bedtime. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Because you don't want your face to look like this. 16. Because you cherish your memories. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Because the crane kick from Karate Kid is real. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Because this isn't that bad. 19. Because this guy's head got bounced like a basketball. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Because you should never go within 10 feet of someone that can do this. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Because you like your leg in one piece — like God intended. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Even in Friends — NOOOOO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF