1. These ads for Stetson cologne.
2. His weird affinity for velvet jackets.
3. Just look at him dance!
4. Because he STILL can’t get over slipping to the sixth round.
Dude, you’ve won three Super Bowls! Stop crying about the stupid draft! I’m pretty sure it worked out for you.
5. When he looked like this…
Former 49ers coach Steve Mariucci called him “gangly” and said he “looked like he had never seen a weight room.”
6. And ran like this…
This might be the clumsiest shuttle run I’ve ever seen.
7. This is his wife…
8. Her name is Gisele. You might have heard of her.
9. She makes even more money than him.
Talk about a literal embarrassment of riches.