29 Dogs That Don’t Want To Grow Up

They’re no longer puppies, but they’re still lap dogs in their own minds.

1. “Two hot dogs, please!”

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2. “Wait, you’re telling me she sits here all day?”

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3. “I’m just keeping papa bear warm.”

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4. “Can’t wait for ‘Pretty Little Liars’! Who’s got the popcorn?”

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5. “He thinks I’m just being cute. I’m gonna fart now.”

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6. “Just going for a train ride. Nothing to see here.”

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7. “I told you we could both fit on the couch.”

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8. “Don’t listen to her! We don’t spend ENOUGH time together!”

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9. “I’m sorry I knocked over the entire kitchen table.”

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10. “Guys, I’m serious, ‘Scooby Doo’ is basically ‘Law & Order’ for dogs.”

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11. “I didn’t mean to break the screen door. I just didn’t see it.”

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12. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

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13. “For the last time, I don’t want to watch any of the ‘Beethoven’ movies!”

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14. “Pass that Pinot Grigio, hon.”

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15. “This is the life.”

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16. “Ugh, are we really watching ‘Scent of a Woman’ again?”

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17. “I’m only getting up for a fire or three Milk-Bones.”

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18. “Squirrel?”

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19. “Yea, l’ll take a raincheck on that walk. I’m comfortable right here.”

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20. “Oooo a mystery novel? Make room.”

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21. “You didn’t expect me to lay on the concrete, did you?”

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22. “We better not be going to the vet.”

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23. “I dare you to tell her I’m getting too big for this. Double dog dare you.”

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24. “Those jerks at the dog park said I look like a bear again.”

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25. “Bro, I can’t see the TV.”

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26. “Stop overreacting, I’m barely putting any weight on you.”

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27. “I’ll keep a lookout.”

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28. “Yea, I like to cuddle! I’ve been saying it for years, White Fang gave wolves a bad name.

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29. “Cowabunga….”

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