1. Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll might be a 9/11 truther.
2. Seahawks star quarterback Russell Wilson gets his porn from Twitter.
5. The Seahawks sell watered-down beer at CenturyLink Field.
6. Patriots owner Bob Kraft accused Vladamir Putin of stealing his Super Bowl ring.
7. Marshawn Lynch did not know that Buffalo was not New York City.
8. Macklemore is a big Seahawks fan.
9. Jon Bon Jovi is good friends with Bob Kraft.
10. Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was — and still is — a smug lacrosse bro.
The surly Patriots coach grew up in lacrosse-crazed Maryland, a place where parents name their blazer-and-khaki-clad kids Tad, Chaz, and Landon. Belichick spent his formative years at Wesleyan University, in Connecticut, where he played both football and lacrosse. No offense to people that play and enjoy lacrosse, but you have to admit it makes him even more hatable.
11. This super-cool Patriots fan exists.
Pats fans show off tattoos, including “Belichick yourself before you wreck yourself” arm tat http://t.co/VljHwMAG2E
12. And this one.
Some of the worst tattoos NFL fans have ever gotten. What were they thinking? http://t.co/4UzoJNjopo
13. This picture of Seattle Seahawks General Manager John Schneider exists.
14. The New England Patriots Twitter account let THIS happen.
Last minute entry for worst tweet of 2014
15. When Bob Kraft helped his VERY YOUNG girlfriend with her audition tape.
16. The Seahawks pay Texas A&M to use the term "12th Man."
In 2006, the Seahawks paid an initial $100,000 to the University to use term "12th Man" and pay an additional $5,000 every year. The current contract runs out in 2016.
17. The Patriots trademarked the phrase "Do Your Job."
18. Marshawn Lynch drives around with velvet ropes to guard his Lamborghini.
@FieldGulls beastmode's Lambo, complete with velvet ropes.
19. The Patriots kept the Tim Tebow soap opera alive.
20. This is how Tom Brady dances.
21. Russell Wilson's penis was featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
22. The Patriots have a fan that calls himself "God Masarati."
View this video on YouTube
23. Rob Gronkowski erotica exists.
24. The Seahawks compared their comeback victory over the Green Bay Packers to the civil rights movement — on MLK weekend.
Seahawks posted (then deleted) this MLK Day tweet. Equating the civil rights struggle with a football game? Good god.
25. Plenty of Seahawks fans left the NFC Championship game early and were refused re-entry.
That's what happens when you leave a game early.... #GBvsSEA