8 Reasons Why Kobe Needs To Stop Calling Himself Vino

Self-appointed nicknames need to be stopped!

1. Not all wine gets better with age.

2. It’s not intimidating at all.

3. It’s super corny.

4. This is NOT how you should describe a future NBA Hall of Famer.

5. A star basketball player shouldn’t seamlessly fit in on this poster.

6. The “Hangover” jokes.

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7. The “must have been a bad bottle” jokes.

8. He already has a nickname!

I mean, honestly, who does he think he is?

Okay, never mind, he can call himself whatever he wants.

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