8 Reasons Why Kobe Needs To Stop Calling Himself Vino

Self-appointed nicknames need to be stopped!

1. Not all wine gets better with age.

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2. It’s not intimidating at all.

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3. It’s super corny.

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4. This is NOT how you should describe a future NBA Hall of Famer.

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5. A star basketball player shouldn’t seamlessly fit in on this poster.

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6. The “Hangover” jokes.

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7. The “must have been a bad bottle” jokes.

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8. He already has a nickname!

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I mean, honestly, who does he think he is?

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Okay, never mind, he can call himself whatever he wants.

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