I know what you're thinking...
How can this award-winning, respected actor...
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For starters, just look at this picture.
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They both know how to multi-task.
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They both possess beautiful hair.
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I mean, they're basically modern Don Juans.
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Did I mention their shared love of water sports?
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Worried about PSH recreating JD's natural born athleticism?
White Chocolate knows how to ball.
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They both rebel against traditional fashion trends.
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Just look how awesome they look in flat-brimmed hats!
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How about their passion for music?
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Don't even get them started on string instruments!
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Long walks with loved ones?
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Neither are afraid to show a little belly.
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They're both lone wanderers.
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Graceful and majestic on their feet.
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But most importantly, only an actor of Hoffman's caliber could capture Daly's flaws...
Without seeming preachy or ridiculous.
So what do you think, Phil?
Coming to theaters near you?