1. When you go hard at the gym and leave feeling fit AF.
Bonus points for a killer gym selfie.
2. When you finally get your crush's digits after months of social media stalking.
*Brushes off shoulder*
3. When your boss compliments you on a job well done, and you're all, like, "That's RIGHT, y'all!"
4. When you get a bunch of "likes" on that new Insta pic.
Someone call the paparazzi, 'cause I'm fly as fuuuuuuh.
5. When you kick ass in any competition, no matter how trivial.
Because nothing says, "I'm the SH*T" like winning a game of Mario Kart.
6. When you're putting on a mini-concert in the shower and your voice sounds angelic.
Thank you, acoustics.
7. When you're the first to drive off at a green light.
Eat my dust, bitches.
8. When you're in and out of the grocery store in record time, and your mom's impressed as hell.
Psh, I'm V.I.P. I don't do lines.
9. When you know ALL the lyrics to the song and slay the entire thing without missing a beat.
Because in your previous life, you were a superstar. No doubt.
10. And when that direct deposit hits, and your cash flow seems neverending.
And you still suffer from realness.