I see no problem with this. Chester actually did a decent job with the classic material, and the new song sounds like a fusion of classic STP and Minutes to Midnight-era LP.

Also, if you weren’t one of the elite few power Diggers (i.e., you weren’t MrBabyMan or his ilk), your chances of making the front page were about zero.

I am reminded of how much I hate Coolvetica.

Fail because she’s yet another product of the commercial radio meat grinder. On heavy rotation of course. At least she has more talent than half the other “artists” the commercial radio machine churns out.

The possession arrow IS a joke. That’s all.

And to think, now Nicki Minaj is a judge on Idol. Sad, sad world we live in.

#7 Personal Identification Number number!

“When Disney purchased ABC all their shows were forced to do a Disneyworld episode, Roseanne obviously didn’t enjoy having to make a two-episode Disney World commercial, so in the very next episode they turned around and created an elaborate slam against Disney for being forced to do so (including mocking their treatment of employees), and made it’s [sic] mascot a rabbit as a way to cover their butts if they get called out on it.” - from the TV Tropes article on Roseanne.

#14 Unless your name is David Draiman, then it’s OK.

You know, I’d rather eat that than a McDonald’s cheeseburger. Even if it’s revealed years later that it had horsemeat in it.