1. So this is Theon Greyjoy
2. As you can see, the ladies (and his sister) love him
3. Mostly because he used to have quite the Jon Hamm between his legs
4. That was until this guy came along
5. He likes sausages
Especially sausages of the Jon Hamm variety
7. So taking inspiration from his heroes
8. He came up with an awesome plan
9. Shortly after, the internet did this
10. And this
11. The End.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸