"Game Of Thrones" Meets "Dick In A Box"

Spoiler alert! This is exactly what you think it'd be.

So this is Theon Greyjoy

As you can see, the ladies (and his sister) love him

Mostly because he used to have quite the Jon Hamm between his legs

That was until this guy came along

He likes sausages

Especially sausages of the Jon Hamm variety

Yummy

So taking inspiration from his heroes

He came up with an awesome plan

Shortly after, the internet did this

And this

The End.