1. "What exactly can I bring in my hand luggage?"
2. "How can I pack effectively so that I have room for essentials in my tiny hand luggage?"
space means everything when you're flying with #ryanair
3. "Will I die of heatstroke if I wear a week's worth of clothes to avoid excess baggage fees?"
4. "Will this crappy piece of paper actually let me on the plane?"
5. "When was a pre-flight 6am beer in Stanstead Airport ever not a good idea?"
6. "I wish I had an old or pregnant person with me so I could ride the motorised buggy to the departure gate, which is over a mile away."
You can tell you're flying on a budget airline when the walk to the gate takes longer than the flight...
7. "My soul has withered and died in the queue for said departures gate."
8. "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I PAY FOR PRIORITY BOARDING?!"
9. "After this jog across the tarmac to the plane, I'm not moving again."
10. "Why is there so much fucking yellow everywhere?"
11. "Were these seats made for Leprechauns?"
12. "Will I be arrested for hitting the guy in front if he reclines his seat?"
13. "Will a glass of wine on board cost more than the flight ticket itself?"
14. "If only I'd bought a Pret in the airport to bring onboard a foodless flight."
15. "Is that Burger King that I can smell?"
16. "Thank God everyone onboard looks as rough as me."
17. "If I win one of these on-flight scratch cards, I'll be flying BA in future."
my favourite bit about Ryanair is when they thank you for choosing to fly with them... I didn't chose you, my bank account did
Why does Ryanair sell scratch cards, tho?
18. "When will these lads stop chanting LADS, LADS, LADS?"
19. "Are they trying to tell me something with these in-your-face safety procedures?"
20. "Is that why this flight was so cheap?"
21. "I am judging every single person who claps when we land."
22. "I wonder how much a flight to Seville is, flying out next month..."
