Buzz·Posted on 12 Oct 201531 Things All Kids Of High School Teachers Know To Be TrueIf you want to watch Romeo and Juliet, I've got five different versions.by Miranda LarbiEditorial Fellow, BuzzFeed UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You haven't been to the local shopping centre or Nando's in years, because you're so afraid of running into your parents' students. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Occasionally, their pupils have actually turned up at your house. Uninvited. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. And come summer term, ultra-keen kids try to ruin your weekend lie-ins by insisting on extra tuition. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. They've trumped you on Christmas cards and presents EVERY year. View this photo on Instagram 5. They're your worst Facebook troll. View this post on 6. You can't bullshit someone who solely works with bullshitters. Klaus @gsmoothee I hate the fact that my mum is a teacher. She knows all the tricks in the book. I cant even lie and get away with it. 04:23 PM - 30 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. And because they spend all day hanging out with youths, they think they're down with the kids. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Their idea of organised fun is designed to make you competitive AF. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Your social cachet at school rose dramatically around exam time. View this post on Paramount Pictures / prepsetonhigh.tumblr.com Ain't no party like a past papers party. 10. Your DVD collection is a library of set text adaptations. View this photo on Instagram 11. All your notebooks are stolen school exercise books. 12. In fact, many of your possessions belong to various high school departments. 13. You probably played teachers when you were kids because taking registers was the dream. View this photo on Instagram 14. You were bribed with promises of gold stars around exams... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. And they had more overt bribing techniques designed to limit their own workload. View this photo on Instagram 16. They use their terrifying teacher voice when you fuck up... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Or their angry teacher face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. They've always got a zillion red pens in their pockets when you need something to write with. View this photo on Instagram 19. Everyone expects you to ace their subject. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. But it's a special kind of hell when they also work in your school. Yorks @YorkeJames Drawbacks of your mum working at your secondary school is when your old teachers come to your house, Tomorrow it's my AS History teachers 08:57 PM - 23 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Our prayers and thoughts go out to you, comrades. 21. You become an honorary member of the teachers' union. Izabella Holmes @bellaholmes_ i hate it when people say teachers are overpaid... my mum is a teacher and she works so fucking hard you bunch of pricks 06:42 PM - 17 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Word. 22. You get all the goss on staff room scandal, most of which you never wanted to know. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. There's just no escape from school and the horrors that come with it. Sash✨ @Sasha_APx Love that my mum is a teacher but she really doesn't need to bring home the exam paper after every exam I do 😭😭 07:39 PM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. On the plus side, they own every revision and essay shortcut so you never suffered from coursework sweats. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. They will continue to shit all over your academic attempts, even at university. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. They will find ANY excuse to talk about school and teaching every day. Even when they've retired. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. You become a terrible, pedantic person...like them. View this photo on Instagram 28. Doing jack shit at the weekend just isn't permitted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 29. And if they're marking, everyone in the house has to live in silence. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 30. Their jokes make your dad sound funny... Connie Ward @conniewardd The kind of jokes you get when your mum is a science teacher: 'Did you know oxygen and magnesium are going out? OMg!' 08:07 PM - 25 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite ...unless your dad's a teacher ofc. 31. And just remember that every teacher and every pupil in their school knows EVERYTHING about you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF