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    22 Things Single People Just Get

    I got 99 problems but a duvet war ain't one.

    1. When you're single, you only really have to worry about yourself.

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    You can eat, sleep, shop, and live your life exactly how you want to.

    2. There's no obligation to spend time with people you don't want to.

    3. You have way more money to spend on yourself.

    4. You don't have to check in with someone constantly.

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    5. You have your bed all to yourself and can sleep any damn way you like.

    6. You don't have to deal with daily petty squabbles over dumb but innocuous comments.

    7. Or big time bust ups.

    8. You have more time to devote to healthy living and exercising...

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    9. ...or you have much more time to dick around on the internet in your pants.

    10. It’s easier to maintain other relationships in your life.

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    All time is friend time.

    11. You never have to compromise on what you want to watch, eat or do.

    Being made to watch the rugby! I have wine and chocolate though so it's ok 👍🏻#icandothis

    12. There's nothing worse than making a meal and not getting your share.

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    Being single means never being cheated out of your portion.

    13. You never have to worry about waking up in a house without your arsenal of bathroom supplies.

    14. And you can leave it all just the way you like.

    15. You have fewer people to consult on big decisions.

    16. No more boners in the back on an early Saturday morning.

    17. You can date a different person every night.

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    18. ...or if you can't be bothered, no one at all.

    19. You can wear any kind of underwear, no matter how gross.

    20. No one else's opinion of your intimate grooming habits counts.

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    21. You've got the time and energy to make new friends.

    I want new friends. Hit me up if you wanna be my new friend.

    22. Because when you're single, you can do whatever the fuck you want.