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<b>This might be the most important farticle ever.</b> Except not. But you should still take this quiz.

This might be the most important farticle ever. Except not. But you should still take this quiz.

What Kind Of Farter Are You?

Pick a famous fart anthem.

Pick your fave fart spot.

Who do you open fart in front of?

Where did you accidentally let one rip?

If your best friend farts in front of you, how do you respond?

How would you describe your relationship with flatulence?

Pick your fart machine fuel!

How clean are you?

What is your fart technique?

Pick a fart nickname!

You carefully choose when to fart, who will be your audience, and where you will stage your flatulence. You’re a modern-day Shakespeare!

You put the "art" in fart!

Your farts always sneak out at the wrong time and the wrong place. Right when you think you’ve fooled everyone, your butt breath blows up your spot.

Silent but deadly!

You live a life of lies and pretend you don’t fart. You hold in so much gas you’re probably saving the Ozone layer. But if you keep holding it in, you’ll spontaneously combust. Free the butthole. Just saying.

In fart denial!

You let it rip to your fart’s content. You fart EVERYWHERE in front of EVERYONE. Your have absolutely no shame and no regard for the innocent noses you’ve tortured.

You put the "ass" in gassy!

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