Once upon a time, you lived a life sans pets. And it was lonely.
The pet envy was REAL.
So eventually you gave in and got yourself a furry friend. And life became instantly brighter.
1. Before owning a pet, you weren't quite sure what the world really had to offer.
But now your pet has blessed you with a zen, balanced lifestyle.
2. Selfies used to be all about you, and only you.
But now you proudly share the spotlight.
3. Going out to eat was a mundane experience filled with mediocre conversations.
Now your squad is revamped and eating out is better than ever.
4. Weekends used to be a dark and lonely time.
But now you have a wingwoman who always hooks it up.
5. The outdoors used to feel fruitless, a senseless waste of land and space.
But now you appreciate the beauty nature has to offer.
6. Grocery shopping used to be so routine, so monotonous.
But now every trip is a magical adventure.
7. Even a quick walk around the block was surprisingly lonesome.
Now you have an entire team to shower you with love.
8. Back in the day exercise was dull and uninviting.
But now you have new and exciting ways to work out at home.
9. You were never really much of a partier.
But now you have quite the ~party animal~ reputation.
10. Bath time all alone wasn't exactly a memorable experience.
These days bath time is everyone's favorite activity.
11. Sometimes driving around felt like a miserable chore.
But nothing beats having a few furry co-pilots to keep you company.
12. You've heard people talk about the wonderful bond of Greek Life...
But you and your bitches are easily the coolest sorority around.
13. Going to school or to work was a responsibility you could never get out of...
Now you can always find excuses to take time off.
14. Getting dressed every morning was such a tedious routine.
But now that you have a pet your sense of fashion has reached an entirely new high.
15. Family photos were once a dreaded awkward experience for all.
But now you actually enjoy picture time.
16. You could say that your admiration of celebrities has reached a whole new level of fandom...
Since you now idolize their pets even more than them.
17. You used to have a flawed perception of what made a meaningful relationship.
You now understand what it truly means to have a "life partner."
It's pretty evident you're obsessed with your pet.
And love them beyond belief.
Thank you, pets, for making the world a happier, cuddlier place.
