Pope Smoke: Expanded Guide to Vatican Smoke Signals

In response to global interest, the Vatican has released an expanded guide to the Papal Conclave smoke signal system.

Black Smoke - No new Pope.

Orange Smoke - Test smoke. Cardinals just testing smoke.

Pink Smoke - New episode of Girls "good but not great".

Yellow Smoke - Random cardinal from South America has turned himself into smoke.

Red Smoke - Nachos

Purple Smoke - Cardinals watching original Batman on Blu-Ray.

Gray Smoke - Regular smoke (there's a fire).

Screamin’ Green™ Smoke - This papal conclave is brought to you by Crayola®.

Koffing - Koffing

Invisible Smoke - Default Vatican smoke pumped into atmosphere to maintain control over all God’s men and children.

White Smoke - New Pope.