17 Aussie Sentences That Will Confuse The Fuck Out Of Everybody Else

"No wucking-furries, mate."

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Translation: *stomps foot* "This shall not do! We have run out of low-cost wine."

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Translation: "When you wear flip-flops with comfortable sleepwear you are bound to look uncool."

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Translation: "If you don't remember to bring Christmas presents, you will indeed look like a person who is silly."

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Translation: "Oh bother! These summer insects are very tough work."

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Translation: "That lady is going to be mighty upset that she's missing out on a sojourn to one of Australia's capital cities."

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Translation: "The degenerate male that kissed me left a sore, red mark on my lips and insinuated that he wanted a hand masturbating."

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Translation: "I seem to have left my packed lunch in the utility vehicle and it has gone rancid."

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Translation: "Would you please pick up a few condoms from the petroleum station, good sir?"

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Translation: "I was looking for young Henry and that cheeky boy was hiding under the quilt."

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Translation: "I will most certainly be enjoying a glass or two of a fine cabernet sauvignon in the latter part of the day."

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Translation: "We should consume a large amount of a low-cost sparkling alcoholic beverage!"

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Translation: "You would like me to inspect your anus? I would prefer not to, thank you."

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Translation: "The government would like us to be paying a lot more for indulging in cigarette purchase. This displeases me."

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Translation: "Is that Australian Idol's Shannon Noll over yonder? You should approach him and request one of his cigarettes. If the fame hasn't gone to his head, he should oblige."

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Translation: "I will not be attending work on Friday and I shall be pretending to be ill."

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Translation: "You needn't worry about it."

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Translation: "Salutations! You are an excellent human."

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