1.
For when you go to a picnic (or anywhere else, really):
2.
For when you don't want people to touch your belly:
3.
And for when you really don't want anyone to touch your belly:
4.
For when someone wants to tell you how you're looking:
5.
For when you just want to make people smile:
6.
And for when you're expecting twins:
7.
For when you've really popped:
8.
For when you no longer know what's happening below your belly:
9.
For when you get together with the IT tech in the family:
10.
For those days when your baby is especially active:
12.
For when — wait for it — you have a bun in the oven:
13.
For when you have pregnancy cravings:
14.
And for when your pregnancy cravings are especially epic:
15.
For when you're feeling especially honest (or sarcastic):
16.
For when you're pregnant over the holidays:
17.
For when it's time for your baby to start packing up:
20.
For when the accountant in the family comes to visit:
21.
And for when you're making your large family even larger:
