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    17 Things You Swore You'd Never Say When You Had Kids

    Yes, you have officially turned into your parents.

    1. "Don't make me turn this car around!"

    2. "If you don't stop it your face is going to freeze that way!"

    3. "If all of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you, too?

    4. "What part of 'no' don't you understand?"

    5. "Because I said so."

    6. "As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say!"

    7. "When I was your age we didn't have all these crazy toys."

    8. “How many times do I have to tell you?”

    9. "Close the door. You weren't raised in a barn!"

    10. "I have had it up to here with you!"

    11. “Just wait until your father/mother gets home.”

    12. "I hope someday you have children just like you."

    13. "There are starving children in China!"

    14. "Do as I say, not as I do."

    15. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!"

    16. "I will give you something to cry about!"

    17. "Some day, when you're older, you'll understand."

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