23 Signs You Are Over "Frozen"

    If only your kids would let it go.

    1. You're suddenly jealous of John Travolta because of how blissfully clueless he is about Frozen.

    2. When someone emails you the latest Frozen mash-up, parody, or song cover, you immediately do this.

    3. You know exactly how the dad who wrote this feels.

    4. You also strongly relate to the baby who cries when she hears songs from Frozen.

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    5. And this Frozen-hating cat is totally commiserating with you.

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    6. This has become the bane of your existence.

    7. And when your kids watch it, you find it harder and harder to endure the next 108 minutes.

    8. You're unreasonably resentful over how many of these plates and cups clutter your cupboard.

    9. And you're done picking these up off the floor.

    10. Basically you're over living in Arrendelle.

    11. You felt a sinking sensation when you heard about Frozen on Ice.

    12. And while your kids cheered upon hearing Frozen is coming to Broadway, you were like, "Aww, phu..."

    13. You've considered telling your kids Disneyland is closed for the summer because you refuse to wait in line for hours to meet Anna and Elsa.

    14. You've taken your kids to so many Frozen birthday parties that you're tempted to drop the next invitation in the trash.

    15. Car rides have become torture because your kids always request the Frozen soundtrack and sing along the entire time.

    16. You've had more than your fill of drama over trying to find Frozen merchandise before it's sold out.

    17. You’ve started pushing other movies on your kids in hopes they'll stop obsessing on Frozen.

    18. Now that it's almost summer you're hearing "In Summer" references and it makes you shudder.

    19. You wake in the middle of the night with the melodies to those freaking songs in your head.

    20. You put off trips to supermarket because you just can't deal with how your kids act in the frozen food aisle.

    21. You no longer think your kids are cute when they sing the songs, even when they are super, ridiculously cute.

    22. You're pretty sure you'll lose it the next time someone earnestly says, “Let it go” and the guy next to him bursts into song.

    23. You’ve seen Frozen so many times that you've started to rant about the plot holes like a conspiracy theorist.

    Basically, this sums up how you're feeling about Frozen at this point: