Parents·Posted on Dec 7, 201417 Milestones You Won't Find In The Baby BooksThere are first steps... and then there are these.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Climbs onto something ridiculously high. View this photo on Instagram 2. Writes on the wall. View this photo on Instagram 3. Hides car keys. 4. Pulls a carton of eggs off the counter. View this photo on Instagram 5. Imprints on Elmo. 6. Screams "Mine!" 7. Breaks parent's glasses. 8. Tells you "no." 9. Runs away from you in public. 10. Harasses the family dog. 11. Bonks their head on the counter. 12. Stands up in a shopping cart. View this photo on Instagram 13. Puts something nasty in their mouth. 14. Throws a batshit crazy tantrum in public. 15. Repeats a swear word. 16. Opens the door to get outside. 17. Pulls off their own diaper.