17.Eating the leftover food off of your kid's plate even after they've touched and licked every inch of it.
18.Letting your kids wipe their noses on your pants.
19.Driving by your kid's school and staring at the kids on the playground.
20.Saying "I have to go potty" when you're out with your friends.
21.Talking to your kids' stuffed animals as if they're real.
22.Spit-cleaning your kids' faces.
It's cool, parents. You do you.
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