Dude! It's Christmas today! Have you done any of your shopping at all?
Focus, man. And put that out! I know a place that's totally got you covered!
For your younger brother who just joined a frat:
Pair it with a case of beer...
...and a pack of condoms.
For your aunt, the wine connoisseur:
For your music-loving uncle (who used to be in a band, you know):
For your nephew, who's going through an awkward phase:
For your smartphone-obsessed niece:
For your impossible-to-shop-for sister:
For your sports fanatic brother-in-law:
For your dad, who happens to be an aeronautics junkie:
For your mom, who is now of "brooch wearing" age:
For your grandmother and her seven cats.
For your chain-smoking grandpa:
For that random neighbor who always invites himself over:
There's no need to stop there, though. While you're at it, why not grab some stocking stuffers?
Get some holiday chocolates too!
You could even bring some firewood so everyone can warm themselves by the fire!
