1.
The Seaport Village Santa in San Diego, California
"Take a picture," Santa says. "It'll last longer."
2.
The National Corvette Museum Santa in Bowling Green, Kentucky
Get used to being in Santa's rearview mirror, folks.
3.
The Outrigger Waikiki Santa in Honolulu, Hawaii
Here he is, looking into the distance at all the Santas who aren't as cool as him.
Hang loose indeed, Santa.
4.
The Scuba Santa at the Newport Aquarium in Newport, Kentucky
Reading underwater? That's strong, Santa. Real strong.
What's that, reindeer? You can't swim? NBD. I'll just replace you with a team of giant sea horses.
5.
CTA Holiday Train Santa in Chicago, Illinois
Whoa, Santa! Be careful all way up there!
Now that's a festive subway train.
They also donate food, toys, cash, and more to needy families.
6.
The Janss Marketplace Santa in Thousand Oaks, California
Thousands of mall goers cheered from below as the man in red parachuted toward the parking lot.
Mrs. Claus even acted as Santa's hype man.
7.
The Sunday River Santas in Newry, Maine
That's a whole lot of fierce Santas.
These rock star Santas even operated the snow plow.
'Twas like an army of Santas. Look out naughty kids.
8.
The Santa at Chimney State Park near Ashville, North Carolina
This surprises you? The man climbs down millions of chimneys in one night.
But it's still plenty badass.
Keep doing what you're doing, Santa.
