1.
This "welcome to the world" hat:
2.
Trying to get this stuff off your fingers:
3.
Name, date, time, sex, weight:
5.
Just about the scariest moment of your life:
6.
Jumbo-sized pacifiers:
7.
Opening this box and saying, "Please, please work":
8.
Wearing one of these on your shoulder:
10.
Never being able to find one of these:
11.
"Here comes the plane!"
12.
Your diaper bag... which was huge:
13.
Being a tiny bit scared of your baby, tbh:
15.
Baby crack, basically:
17.
Bounce, bounce, bounce:
18.
How you took your baby (or babies) everywhere:
19.
The place you changed a thousand diapers:
20.
And the improvised places you changed nearly as many:
23.
Debating whether to give this back to your crying baby:
25.
Having to pull these out to plug in the vacuum:
27.
The present waiting for you under the high chair:
28.
The toy (almost) every baby is given:
29.
All over your shirt, usually: