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First, this kid whose parents tried — and failed — to get a photo of him in his new Sonic the Hedgehog costume:
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This girl who told her dad they only had a little milk left in the fridge:
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And this smart aleck who was told to "stack the dishes in the sink":
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This kid who found a hilarious way to stop birds from flying into this window:
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This kid who made his very best effort to eat crackers through a mask:
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And this little girl who made friends with a Halloween skeleton decoration and pushed it on the swing:
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This teenage boy who kept sleeping in late and missing the bus, so he took drastic measures:
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This teenage boy who changed the "Daily Bugle" sign on his Spider-Man Lego set to something deliciously juvenile:
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And this teenage boy who — cringe face — left a note explaining his crusty sock was not a "cum sock":
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This first grader who responded like this when asked to "show your work":
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This kid who tried — and failed, like really failed — to write the name Analia:
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And this kid who I really hope was trying to spell "puzzles":
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This kid who got into the car with "snow" he'd made in class...leading his dad to pray he didn't get pulled over by the cops on the way home:
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And this girl who wrote a book (impressive!) but maybe not one with the most compelling content:
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This kid who — upon driving past this sign — quipped "looks like someone drove over the speed limit!":
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This kid who has a realistic attitude about what she'll look like at 100 years old:
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This kid who turned the tub into the ultimate Barbie pool day:
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This child of a former scientist (emphasis on former):
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And this artistic kid who improvised when the store was out of Christmas gift bags:
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These kids who made a gingerbread house without realizing that it, uh, might look slightly profane:
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And — oh my! — this kid who made quite an eye-catching Christmas decoration, too:
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This kid whose mom asked him to take a photo of her at Disneyland...and he took this:
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This kid who decided "naughty" and "nice" just weren't enough categories to choose from:
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This little kid who sent someone who'd lost their brother this hilariously dark (but well intentioned) card:
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And this kid who brilliantly hid his leftover fries from his brother in the fruit bowl:
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This kid who believed in keeping things real in their school diary:
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And lastly, this kid who didn't understand how the hell you use a paper clip:
