17 Times Parents Have The Strongest Bladders

No one can hold it like a mom or dad.

1. When your baby falls asleep on you.

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You just spent a couple hours trying to rock your baby to sleep, and now that they are... you have to pee.

2. At your kid's soccer game.

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You can risk it, but you’ll more than likely return to find out that you missed your kid’s only goal of the season.

3. When there’s a long line for the restroom and your kid literally took forever to go.

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After a couple dozen shouts of "Come on!" and "What's going on in there?" there's no way you can go too.

4. When you're solo parenting at the movies.

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It’s not a good idea to leave a little kid alone in their seat, so if you want to relieve yourself you're going to have to make your kid — who doesn’t have to go — leave the movie kicking and screaming to accompany you to the bathroom.

5. When your kid's troublemaking friend is at your house.

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It might only take a minute to go pee, but even that's enough time for that little hellion to wreak serious havoc on your home.

6. When your kid is trying something new and feeling nervous.

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Once you say “I’m right here!” you are, for the remainder.

7. When you’re getting your kid ready for school.

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It's always a race to get your kids out the door, and if you take a bathroom break they're going to stop getting ready no matter how loudly you shout from atop the commode, "Keep getting dressed!"

8. When your kid won't come out of the bathroom.

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Not cool, kid.

9. When your kids are eating.

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Waiting for your toddler to finish their meal when you have to go has been recognized as torture by the Geneva Conventions.

10. When in the air.

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Keeping your kid behaved is a full-time job, plus taking your kid into that tiny bathroom is no one's idea of a good time.

11. When your kid is putting on a performance for you.

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"Keep watching!" your kid says as they continue their twenty minute stream of conscious song and unstructured dance.

12. When you're at the pool with your kids.

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You can’t leave them in the pool by themselves, so you just have to wait until one of them has to go.

13. At the park when your kids are deep into playing.

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"Just five more minutes, mom? Please?"

"Fuuuuuuuuuu...."

14. In line at an amusement park.

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Without kids, you could get out of line if you have to. But with kids there's no way in hell you're getting them to give up their spot to meet Elsa.

15. When you’re driving alone with your kids.

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You could stop in theory, but that would mean getting all of your kids out of the car, dragging them into the bathroom, then somehow keeping them from licking the toilet paper dispenser as you do your business.

16. When your kid needs consoling.

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There never seems to be a good spot to say, "Hold that thought, Sweetie. I gotta hit the head."

17. When your kids are acting like nuts at a restaurant and you don't dare leave your partner alone with them.

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It's all hands on deck, basically.