Parents·Posted on Jul 26, 201517 Things You Should Never Say To A DadToday's dads aren't who you think they are.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Are you babysitting today?" 2. "Have you changed a diaper yet?" 3. "Looks like she wants her mommy!" 4. "Who dressed her?" 5. "The good times are over, buddy." 6. "No, we don’t have a changing table in the men’s room." Mike @newbornidentity It's 2014, really every restaurant should have a changing table in the men's room. 08:20 PM - 07 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Don't have a changing table in your establishment? Here is one on Amazon for $158.43. That's a steal — especially when you consider the alternative is having to constantly tell dads you have no place for them to change their baby. 7. "Is that your kid?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "I bet you can’t wait to get back to work!" 9. "Are you SURE you don’t need any help there?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. "Wow! Look at you! Good job!" 11. "You’re a real Mr. Mom!" 12. "So what if it’s called Amazon Mom?” 13. "Are you sure you don’t want to call your wife and make sure it’s okay?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. "Mom knows best." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. "Don’t you want a job?” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. "Do you wish you had a son instead?" 17. "Don’t let your buddies see you doing that!" View this image on Imgur Why not? Most dads are proud of the more pronounced role they're playing in their kids' lives, and if that means their buddies see them changing a diaper, doing the dishes, or even rocking a Queen Elsa dress like nobody's business, so be it!